On a handful of old men thinking women aren't funny:
It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist.
"Why can't we accept the human form as it is?" Screams no one.... If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly!
In response to a mean comment on Dlisted:
...Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope.
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
That last one is less funny and more relatable... I feel that way on a daily basis. Anyway, this book is a must-read... if you haven't read it yet, buy it now. It will take you a matter of hours to read and you will be thoroughly entertained for those few hours. I wish she had a blog or something so I could read something this funny and inspiring on a daily basis.